queef

An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; vaginal flatulence.

Noun

An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; vaginal flatulence.
- Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the vagina-fart. Is it truly possible? - 2004, Michael Ryan, The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever, iUniverse, published 2004, page 47:
- We are the queef after a porn star breaks the gang bang record. - 2005, “Pennsylvania”, The Bloodhound Gang (music):
- A queef is not, of course, flatulence, so technically it is not a fart either. It is air, not waste gases produced by digestion, so often there is no attendant odor. - 2010 October 16, Bill Casselman, Where a Dobdob...
Synonyms: cunt fart fanny fart pussy fart vart
A contemptible person.
- Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh? - 2000 January 12, “World Wide Recorder Concert”, in South Park, season 3, episode 17:
- When you dumb-fucks repeat some right-wing loon's lie it only makes you look like a queef. - 2000 September 12, D. G. Porter, “Re: OT: Bush Fucks Up with Mike On”, in alt.tv.southpark (Usenet), message-ID...
Synonyms: cunt

A variant of Scottish and northern English quiff (“a puff of wind”), of onomatopoeic origin.

To produce an emission of air from the vagina.
- All my Westside bitches throw it up / Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up - 2009, “Medicine Ball”, in Relapse, performed by Eminem:
To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.
- back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge. - 2002, Dennis Hensley,...