notwork

Noun

1. A computer network that is not functioning correctly.
   • Getting your network past the "notwork" stage can be a tough nut to crack. - 1997, Network World, volume 14, number 17, page 4:
   • The last time I bought a Dull (surprisingly, I'm still happy with it - I properly did my research on everything except the wireless notwork), it was $300 cheaper the next day […] - 2008, TimC, “Re: the net is falling...