choad

Noun

1. A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
   • What a find...a giant choad! - 1968, Robert Crumb, Zap Comix, volume 3, unnumbered page:
   • 1970±, S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
   • We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis. - 1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”,...
2. A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
   • 1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has...
   • sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad - 1992 October 12, “x3460afe” from maple.circa.ufl.edu, “sonic fags”, in alt.music.alternative (Usenet):
   • Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad. Cartman: Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you look like a total choad. - 1997, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Philip Stark, “Pinkeye”, in South Park, season 1, episode 7:
3. The perineum.
   • One has to chuckle a bit at the sight of, in a single breath, getting borderline pedantic about the proper name for the region between anus and scrotum or vulva, and then using the term "thingy" ;) Referrence^([sic])...
   • Massaging a circle around Dennis's back, Greg said, "Everybody has four potential e-zones -- his nips, his balls, his butthole, his choad." "What's a choad?" Greg's pressed between Dennis's legs, and Dennis gasped, "Oh...
   • For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy...