butt monkey

Noun

1. An annoying and irksome person.
   • 1993 May 18, Martin J Hannigan, "I LIKE YOUR NEW ORGANIZATION BUNG BOY", talk.bizarre, Usenet I still prefer Butt Monkey User Group myself.
   • 1993 July 8-9, "Insecure faggots.": "Butt monkeys", alt.sex, Usenet "ad980": the autopsy has concluded that indeed, the monkey did have a banana shoved up his butt Kevin Walsh: All this talk about butt monkeys makes me...
   • 1994, Mike Judge, Beavis and Butt-Head Beavis: Butt-munch / Monkey Spank / Dillweed / Turd wipe / Dumbass / Butt Monkey Butt-Head: Chode / Waste of Bum Wipe / Dillhole / Fartknocker / Dumb Beavis / Butt-Head, no wait

   Synonyms: assmunch assmuncher assmonkey buttmunch buttmuncher assbag assbreath assbucket asscunt assface assfag assfaggot assfuck assfucker asshat asshead asshole assmouth asstard asswagon assweed asswipe bag of dicks ball sack

2. An object of abuse and ridicule; sometimes, especially, a prison bitch.
   • 2000 September 26, Marti Noxon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5, Episode 79: “Buffy vs. Dracula” Xander: I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm...
   • they can while away their time being Bubba's butt monkey for the next 50 years. - 2006 February 6, “I don't think they should execute terrorists”, in First and Last and Always:
   • I'm getting pretty tired of being the comic book industry's butt-monkey. - 2006 March 25, “Issue #16 Review. Not.”, in Legion Abstract: